Now THAT, my friends, was an episode of LOST. Maybe my favorite so far this season, and I’ve already forgotten what Kate did, or does, or whatever. Well, I've always been a fan of the mythology more than the relationships between lead characters, so it's no surprise that "The Substitute" was right up my alley. We had a few answers, some cryptic comments and, of course, more questions. But what would a LOST episode be without those?
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1) The Candidates — So our LOSTies are "candidates." But for what? To be the island's protectors, according to Smokey. But he also said the Island was just an island and we all know that isn't true. I'm not sure how much trust we should be putting into MiB's statements at this point, but I can't help but feel that we were at least getting half-truths from this still nameless Island entity.

What did you make of the cave? Was it really Jacob’s? My initial thought was that it looked too "dark" to belong to Jacob. And I thought he made nice, neat lists, not scribbles on the walls of some hidden cave. So was this Jacob's hidden "filing cabinet"? Or is the cave where MiB has been keeping track of people brought to the Island by Jacob, or maybe a list of which candidates are left to dispose of?
The numbers are back, but not in the way I thought we would see them. It seems that each of the LOSTies (minus Kate, who we'll discuss in a sec) has been assigned a number. But there was no direct explanation of why they were appearing everywhere else. Unless they are the final visitors to the Island? A last chance to complete the ultimate task?

For those who didn't participate or don't know about the Valenzetti equation, it was a mathematical equation revealed in an ARG, "alternate reality game" (LOL), reportedly developed by a reclusive Princeton University mathematician name Enzo Valenzetti.
The game, dubbed the LOST Experience, used websites, voice mail, television and newspaper ads to give players clues to the game. Apparently the Valenzetti Equation "predicts the exact number of years and months until humanity extinguishes itself."
Here is an excerpt from the LOSTpedia description of the game:
"Alvar Hanso (remember him?) also states that the radio transmitter on the Island will "broadcast the core numerical values of the Valenzetti Equation." The numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42, are explained in the Sri Lanka Video as the numerical values to the core environmental and human factors of the Valenzetti Equation. Alvar Hanso also states in the video that the purpose of the DHARMA Initiative is to change the numerical values of any one of the core factors in the equation in order to give humanity a chance to survive, by effectively changing doomsday. However, Thomas Mittelwerk reveals that as of 2006, they have failed to change the values through manipulating the environment, as the equation continues to arrive at the same six numbers. It is unknown how or if the most recent calculation of the equation is automatically reflected in the radio transmissions."
So, yeah....crazy, huh? What do you make of it?
There is a theory about Kate's absence from the wall, which states that Jacob deliberately left her name off to keep her safe. This theory suggests that she is a perfect candidate to protect the island, and will eventually come to accept her role. Does Kate equal the sum of the remaining numbers (108)? There is definitely a reason we were shown all the names but hers, though I'm not sure this is the right one. I do hope Kate has some importance in this last season, but that remains to be seen.
Then we have fLocke give Sawyer three choices: 1) do nothing and let things play out, 2) accept the position to protect the Island per Jacob's request or 3) leave the island. Number 3 is the option for which fLocke needs Sawyer. He tries to convince Sawyer that the Island does not need protection from anything, but it seems that if people are fighting continuously over the island, there must be some reason to protect it. Right? I think Sawyer may realize this, but right now he simply doesn't give a flying fahrvergnügen.
2) So who are these guys really? — I am not convinced at this point that Jacob is the representative of good and MiB the representative of evil. It seems like we are being set up to believe that and I'm not sure if it's one last attempt at a plot twist or if they have just stopped pulling our legs since we don't have much time left. We were told we would be getting answers from the very beginning of the season, but we all know things are rarely as they seem on the Island. Either way, it is hard to justify MiB using his master manipulation or brute strength to kill people, or Jacob "bringing" visitors to the Island over the last few centuries to, well, die. I don't think either MiB or Jacob has a clean record.

Smokey's comment about once being a man was very curious. I thought he was always some ageless deity doing the bidding of a greater power but, if he is telling the truth, we have a new mystery on our hands. How did he become the Smoke Monster? Was it Jacob who cursed him? Or whoever their higher power is? Or could it be the sickness/infection gone supremely haywire? All we know is that he was a man and now he is trapped on the Island.
I can't help but agree with the folks who say Smokey is somehow physically confined to the Island. When we got that AWESOME perspective of Smokey traveling through various parts of the Island we again hear that metal clanking sound, almost like he is dragging chains. How you can cuff a Smoke Monster to an Island I have no idea, but I never said I could give you answers here people.

And who was that blond kid reminding fLocke of the rules? At first I thought it looked a lot like a younger Jacob, but then someone pointed out the possibility of it being Aaron. The timeline is a little tricky with that one, but we now know that anything is possible. I think my favorite scene of the entire episode was when fLocke yelled Locke's infamous line, "Don't tell me what I can't do!!" at the escaping boy. Chilling to say the least!
3) Locke IS alive... — But only in the Alt, of course. I don't know how you felt, but I was a little sad watching the old, depressed Locke. It seems that some of our Alt characters are much different than their other selves, but Locke's altered life looked like it ran very closely to the first version we witnessed. And man, I forgot what a sad life he had off the Island. Though it was good to see things worked out with Helen, and their relationship was better than we've ever seen. But, really, no wonder Locke was so happy on the Island. It satisfied the sense of adventure that had been growing throughout his life. He always knew he was destined for "greater" things. Not to mention he woke up with two fully functioning legs. And, again, Terry O'Quinn was absolutely brilliant playing the frustrated, angry Locke AND the fearless (except-in-the-presence-of-a-creepy-ghostlike-child) Smokey.

How weird was it to see Ben as a teacher?? European History, huh? Interesting. He didn't look nearly as creepy as our Ben, but I don't think Michael Emerson can act a scene without throwing a little of his eerie charm out there. What did you think of the Alt story in this episode?
4) Favorite lines/scenes (feel free to add your own in the comments section)—
*"John Locke was a believer. A much better man than I will ever be. And I'm sorry I killed him." -Ben at Locke's funeral
*"Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to." -Frank at Locke's funeral
*"It's an inside joke." -fLocke, after throwing the white stone into the ocean.
*"Don't tell me what I can't do!!" -fLocke and Locke
*Smokey perspective! Awesome!

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"The Substitute" was a great redeemer for last week's episode, and I really hope that we get back to Claire and her crazy Island adventures on Wednesday. In the meantime, feel free to share your comments/questions/theories/corrections/hate mail/love mail on Facebook or in the comments section. I have heard some really great theories from you, so I know you have ideas brewing in those LOST-obsessed brains of yours!
Until next time...
Namaste...and good luck.
SFO















